Funny period stories

Who says you can’t laugh at your most embarrassing moments?

Your thoughts (97)

Having a period is normal, but sometimes it can come unannounced. Now that can be embarrassing!

We’ve all had moments we wished the ground would open up to swallow us. Here are some funny stories of girls just like you whose period showed up on the “wrong day”.

My most embarrassing period experience would be the first time I saw my period. It was at a party at my auntie’s house. In the middle of playing and eating I notice I was not feeling too right so I go to the bathroom. I realised my period had come. I tiptoe to my sister who tells me to go tell my mum. As I whisper to her, one of my aunties who noticed my sudden quietness called out to my mum from the other end of the room “Is she ok?”. My mum, nonchalantly shouted to the full hearing of my extended family, “she’s fine, She’s just started her period!”. I was mortified!Toyin

I went to the market to buy shoes. As soon as I walked out of the shoe shop, a young guy started calling me. I thought he wanted to toast me so I ignored him. He kept calling me. Then he shouted ” I dey call you and you dey form for me abi, see as you dey, you don stain ooh” . I prayed the ground would swallow me. People around just stared at me.Oluchi

One of my funny moments was I had used tissue to catch my blood and it fell off. It took me some time before I noticed it. I was looking for it when I saw my neighbour picking it to stone his child not knowing what it was because it was night already. Then I cautiously picked it and ran straight to the toilet to dispose it.- Gracious

An embarrassing “period” moment can happen to anyone. But you can learn how to have less of that kind of moment by reading our article on how to avoid getting stained

It’s also a good idea to always have a pad or tissue, just in case it decides to show up unannounced.

Want to read more inspiring stories like this one? Then head to our Springster Facebook page and connect with a community of girls just like you! - https://www.facebook.com/heyspringster

Share your feedback

Your thoughts

Very funny

March 20, 2022, 8:03 p.m.

Latest Reply

Seriously

yeah

Wen my period started for d first time,I was at sleep den waking up in d morning to see myself full of blood my bed is too wept......I didn't know d meaning of period den bcus I wasn't taught early..... I started crying thinking DAT I was going to die......I lock d door so DAT nobody will come in.....I cryed for hours before my aunty open d door wit her key den explained it to me....I JUST LAUGH NOW ANYTIME I THINK ABOUT IT

March 20, 2022, 8:03 p.m.

Latest Reply

Ur story is rily funny, Lol

Lol funny story

yea it funny,but let me remind you,that day wount you think maybe someone disvargin you tonight.

Henny

Funny enough

I'm happy i was at home d day i saw my period i woke up and went 2 d bathroom i was a bit scared and i was going 2 skull dat day and was feeling uneasy bcos of d cramps

March 20, 2022, 8:03 p.m.

Funny stories indeed! Mine happened at home. I woke up in d morning, went to ease myself, den I saw blood on my panties and I immediately told my mum.

March 20, 2022, 8:03 p.m.

mine happen at how,when i wake up i went to the toilet to peas,i saw blood on my pant,so i decide to tell my mom

March 20, 2022, 8:03 p.m.

Latest Reply

AM BC NICE TO MEET YOU FATHIA YOU DID THE RIGHT THING GIRL.

Henny

Mine also happne in the night so i wake my mum and the my sister borrowed me her pad and i was happy

One crazy moment, will be when am in ss1.. My class boys saw it and also discovered a pad in my bag. I was like "Oh Father, take me now" ☺☺

March 20, 2022, 8:03 p.m.

Latest Reply

Hey Megan! LOL! We can imagine how you feel. Very funny reaction.

Naa,not really

March 20, 2022, 8:03 p.m.

my crazy period was when I went to my Great grandmother's burial. I notice there something awkward about me but I ignored it. Anytime I go to toilet for a bath, i saw blood on my pant and I thought it was mud and I would ask myself "who put mud in my pant?". Until one day while I was sleeping, I was stained. All my pyjamas was sucked with blood. Everyone was teasing me even my elder sisters

March 20, 2022, 8:03 p.m.

No not really

March 20, 2022, 8:03 p.m.

Lol ..I got stained in class I was feeling uneasy at first then I told my friend to help me check when she said I was but it wasn't that bad ..I was like father lord take my soul now...I could not stand up coz there were boys there I just sat down i had stopped bleeding at that period when we were done I had to wear a lab coat to cover myself ...one of my classmate (male) he walked up to me and he was like trying to start a conversation I ended it quickly ..I was having cramps at that moment I got angry and left ...my friend was just laughing at me ...lol that day was so funny I had to wear the lab coat and people were giving me strange looks ..

March 20, 2022, 8:03 p.m.

Latest Reply

Lol Awwn

Mine was the last day of exam in junior school we were celebrating cause we were leaving junior school,it was the last day of my period so I forgot instructions to stay away from sugar,so I had lots of chocolates then the unwanted happened, I had to leave the school early cause basically everyone saw the stain it was as big as Nigeria map,worse is that I had to climb a bike home n drop in a very busy area, all the ladies saw me n started whispering to themselves for a while I tried all my best to stay away from our street it was sooooooo embarrassing

March 20, 2022, 8:03 p.m.

Latest Reply

woa!!!

My funny period moment was at my uncle's house I was in the kitchen with my mom and aunt so I started feeling uncomfortable and I decided to go to the toilet as I bent down I saw blood and I shouted but nobody could hear I went straight to the kitchen and met my mom and aunt there and they asked me what's wrong and why am I crying I said I saw something on my pant and my aunt was now like how is it, is it red,are u feeling pains and before I could say anything she just shouted so u are now a lady.i just couldn't say anything.Anne

March 20, 2022, 8:03 p.m.

Latest Reply

a lady but kid

My first time of ovulation was very emmberassing I was in the church for a conve

March 20, 2022, 8:03 p.m.

I was in a convention and I was not myself so I was walking like a dead person when a guy stopped me and said hay babe I think u have got a stain on ur cloth (and I was putting on white)I looked at it and smiled shyly and said noo its a design and he said OK so I went to the bathroom and I started to cry that I have got an injury inside me and I was thinking of an explanation to give to mg mum when my mum came I was very shy cause I have wore all my cloth and it staind it all bit I swallowed my shyness and told her she laughed until I started crying and she explained it to me

March 20, 2022, 8:03 p.m.

Latest Reply

So funny

when i saw mine was in d school. i was awkward b cox i could not calculat my menstrual cycle.please i need help .i'm new here

March 20, 2022, 8:03 p.m.

Latest Reply

Hey 6524! In calculating your period/menstrual circle, note that the first day of your period is also the first day of your menstrual circle and the last day of your period is not the last day of your circle but the last day of your period. The duration/flow depends on individual. The last day of your cycle is day before your next period starts. For example, if your period started on the 1st of April and your next period starts on the 3rd of May, your cycle will be 2nd of May. This means that your cycle lasts for 31 days. Your new cycle starts again from the 1st day of your next period. Please note that your period can be delayed at sometimes and can also come earlier than normal. We hope this helps.

When i had my first period i was in primary school then,our teacher asked a question nd i stood up to ansa it but immediately i stood up my seat mate shouted saying dat i av been injured by a nail....wen my teacher saw it she jxt started laughing nd took mhe to the toilet to wash maiself...

March 20, 2022, 8:03 p.m.

Latest Reply

Funny u

when i had mine i was in primary school

March 20, 2022, 8:03 p.m.

Latest Reply

Wow

Really!

Nice story

March 20, 2022, 8:03 p.m.

I Noticed Mine At A Birthday Party I Felt Covered By D Sun Cus I Was Wearing A White Dress I Was 12 Years

March 20, 2022, 8:03 p.m.

I WAS IN A BIRTHDAY PARTY WHEN MY PERIOD SHOWED UP I WISH D GROUND COULD SWALLOW ME I WAS WEARING A WHITE DRESS I WONDER HW I MADE IT BACK HOM

March 20, 2022, 8:03 p.m.

I'm in the classroom,i cover myself wit cardigan and i take esquise

March 20, 2022, 8:03 p.m.

I slept and wen I woke I met bloodstains.. I didn't feel bad coz I've heard a lot abt it...but I felt tired then

March 20, 2022, 8:03 p.m.

My first period embarrassingly occurred in a church camp. Then i was probably 13. Tbh i felt unease and queasy cos i thought it was something that shouldn't happen to me. There was an older girl there with me and she told me things i should do at that period.

March 20, 2022, 8:03 p.m.

I remember a day I was gisting with boys in my class after school when one of them sitting beside me said, he was perceiving menstrual blood. And I was obviously the only girl there. I was terrified. My saving grace was my best friend who just came and dragged me out of their circle. At that moment, I thought, the ground should open and swallow me. And I was actually stained. But I was lucky it wasn't heavy

March 20, 2022, 8:02 p.m.

My period came lyk a blessing in disguise... it was at home dat i saw my period. Talking of my embarrassed moment ,dat was at skool wen we all stood up to grit our teacher... den one of my galfrnd signaled me abt it den i quickly ran to d toilet wif my pad-purse cos i was on it even b4 i left my hauz.

March 20, 2022, 8:02 p.m.

dis people wan kil me i don laugh taya

March 20, 2022, 8:02 p.m.

Latest Reply

ME TOO MERCI NICE TO MEET YOU AM BC.

me sef don laugh tire.

Henny

Abi o me too

my own is sperm and erection

March 20, 2022, 8:02 p.m.

Latest Reply

Who asked u.....??

Who asked u...??

Hi Big Sis, Y Is It Dat My Period Sometimes Skip e.g I Might C My Period Dis Month Nd Next Month I Won't C It Until D Second Month Pls Tell Me Wat Am Goin Tru

March 20, 2022, 8:02 p.m.

Latest Reply

Hey Blessing! Thanks for opening up to ask this question. There are various reasons for irregular periods as it is called. We suggest you try eating healthy (more fruits and vegetables). Cut down the sweets, biscuits, soft drinks and other types of junk. Sometimes, what you eat affects things like your menstrual cycle. Also, please talk to a trusted adult around you and if possible, see a doctor. We hope this helps

AS GIRLS WE ARE ADVICED TO USE GOOD PADS AND WE SHOULD BE CONSIOUS OF MENSTRATION IN ANY WHERE WE FIND OURSELVES AS FROM 12YEARS AND ABOVE.

March 20, 2022, 8:02 p.m.

Latest Reply

I agree with u

i wasn't scared sha, coz I know about it or ready,but am scared to tell my mom about it tell the next day,

March 20, 2022, 8:01 p.m.

Latest Reply

Yeah sometimes u can be scared to tell ur mom, but she'll understand.

I was at school when my period came...suddenly my crush came from behind and said"Ishaa,no offence I think you stained your skirt" I almost cried.

March 20, 2022, 8:01 p.m.

Latest Reply

awwwn, funny indeed

Sorry yeh. What did u now do?

OMG

OMG LOLLLLL so funny

i was wit my bestie at skul when i saw my period,all tankx 2 him cos he gave mi his jacket 2 cover up

March 20, 2022, 8:01 p.m.

Latest Reply

wow dat is adorable.

tat very nice of him

i see my preiod ones a day in every mouth am i ok

March 20, 2022, 8 p.m.

Latest Reply

Hey Springster! Please talk to a trusted adult and see a doctor. We hope this helps

There is a friend of mine dat have her period once in 3 month,is it okay?

March 20, 2022, 8 p.m.

Latest Reply

Hey Kenny! Please tell your friend to talk to a trusted adult and see a doctor. We hope this helps

I Always See My Period 3 Days In A Month! Bt b4 it's 5 days, Is anytin wrong wit me?

March 20, 2022, 8 p.m.

Latest Reply

I don't think so Depends on how long it used to be 5. But if it's anything like mine. Be happy. I get worried cos its like 4, 5, or 6... Highest was 10 days. I was worried sick! It's almost 2 years and it's doesn't feel like it's going to get regular

a very funny story will be posted soon pls mek una wait patience....

March 20, 2022, 7:59 p.m.

Latest Reply

where is it I'm waiting.

I was actually at skul wen i saw my period u had no idea,until m frnd told me dat dere was blood on my skirt.One of d most funny and d most annoying day of my period was on april 1 my classmate(a guy) told me dat dere is blood on my skirt den i was like telling him to help me to look for a cardigan den he said aprilfull i was so angry to d extent dat i almost gave him a dirty slap.

March 20, 2022, 7:57 p.m.

Latest Reply

hey girl that boy is too funny abeg.

Ah is that not foolishness instead of funny

I had my first period at home,when I woke up I realized dat my pant was stained.It wasn't new to me I jxt used pad.although we were fasting I had to break d fast

March 20, 2022, 7:57 p.m.

my embarrassing period was when mai school was playing a friendly match with a school.I followed d players while I was sitting down at first row on d seat I felt cramps.I stood up nt knowing DAT am already stained I jxt saw DAT all eyes on me unknowingly I felt lyk d ground shud open n swallow me DAT dae

March 20, 2022, 7:57 p.m.

Truly funny.

March 20, 2022, 7:56 p.m.

As a girl u hav to look ur safe before go out

March 20, 2022, 7:56 p.m.

Latest Reply

What of if u don't know...?

😊hahahaha it's a pity I pray that kinda stuff does not happen to me one day o,may I just dey laugh

March 20, 2022, 7:55 p.m.

To funny

March 20, 2022, 7:55 p.m.

tat disgrace of the highest order

March 20, 2022, 7:55 p.m.

Hi ,everyone am new here and I think I really like this site.

March 20, 2022, 7:55 p.m.

Latest Reply

Hi florishrose nice to meet you, I'm Emmy

Ahhhh....it will be very embarrassing.

March 20, 2022, 7:55 p.m.

This thing called period can be so embarrassing at times

March 20, 2022, 7:55 p.m.

Lol! I love gracious's story

March 20, 2022, 7:54 p.m.

Am new here, am I welcome?

March 20, 2022, 7:54 p.m.

Latest Reply

Sure

I also had a similar case to Gracious' But mine wan on the assembly ground in the afternoon Hoping to go home and have a good bath, then the bombshell. The most embarrassing part was that it was a make classmate that kicked it back to me. I was like Fada Lawd take my soul 🙍

March 20, 2022, 7:54 p.m.

Latest Reply

Oh God. I've had something like that too. But with my friends. I can't imagine that happening on the assembly ground. Like you said...Fada Lawd take my soul😭😭

OMG lolzzz funny indeed

March 20, 2022, 7:54 p.m.

I pray dat any of this don't happen to me in jesus name amen

March 20, 2022, 7:54 p.m.

Yeah, I was in the bus Amd about twenty people were in thay bus to😂

March 20, 2022, 7:54 p.m.

I've also had something like Gracious' situation. But it happened in the girls' toilet at school and two of my best friends were present. I was so embarrassed. I got into one of the stalls and I debated coming out or not. I'm pretty sure they saw it when it fell. But they acted like nothing happened. I was really grateful for that. :)

March 20, 2022, 7:54 p.m.

Latest Reply

That means you a good friends . Oh I wish I have friends like that I will be happy

Am new here, hope am welcomed

March 20, 2022, 7:53 p.m.

Latest Reply

Yh

Hi am new here am I welcome

March 20, 2022, 7:53 p.m.

Latest Reply

welcome! am also new here